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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of tree fits in your hand?","punchline":"A palm tree!","id":257}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do ducks make great detectives?","punchline":"They always quack the case.","id":347}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't oysters give to charity?","punchline":"Because they're shellfish.","id":432}