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Secrets of War is a 2014 Dutch drama film by director Dennis Bots. The story is based on the 2007 novel Oorlogsgeheimen by Jacques Vriens. The leading roles are played by Pippa Allen, Maas Bronkhuyzen, and Joes Brauers. The story is set during World War II. The film won the Rembrandt award for best Dutch youth film of 2015. In the same year, the film won the prize for best feature film at the Tromsø Children's Film Festival in Norway. In July 2015, the audience of the Stony Brook Film Festival in New York awarded \"Best Picture\" to Secrets of War.
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Michael Edward Doughty is a former professional footballer who played as a midfielder.
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