Val di Cogne (Italian) or Val de Cogne (French) - literally Cogne Valley - is a valley in the Aosta Valley, northern Italy.
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{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
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